Michael - ' There is no way im stepping into a canteen line that long'
Eric - ' yeah, what is this ? the genitals of an african ? '
Michael - ' dude, this line is so slow '
Eric -'hell yeah, what is this ? dial up internet ? '
Eric - ' Mike, man, you're not working hard enough '
Michael - ' thats what SHE said '
Eric - ' may i remind you that i'm Eric Santillana, and i work harder than any kid working in a Nike Sweatshop. '
Michael - ' dude, that chick right there is so hot '
Eric - ' yeah and so are you, what are you waiting for ? her to ask you your number ? '
Michael - ' yeah, we're not all like you '
Eric - ' Mike, bro, i think they spelt your name wrong on this badminton medal, shouldn't it say Michael Hoa ? '
Michael - ' No, it's Hua, not Hoa '
Eric - ' We're tighter than a g string on oprah, man '
Michael - ' Eric, a girl that good looking has GOT to have a boyfriend. If shes single, il pretend i am too '
Eric - ' What the fu- you ARE single '
Michael - ' Eric, don't worry, man, you wont fail this '
Eric - ' yeah, i know, il just walk up to her and il squint my eyes. she'll think im chinese and pass me, thanks for the tip '
Michael - ' i didn't say anything '
Michael - ' i swear, Bao G talks so much shit, he's so funny '
Eric - ' If you're rich, you can do what you want '
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